Parler a Dieu

Si vous parlez bien anglais, vous pouvez parler a Dieu ici!!

Je vous préviens il est assez space, quand tu lui demandes son nom il dit qu'il est catholique, mais bon c'est assez marrant.


Profitez en pour vous faire absoudre de vos péchés lol

lol c'est bien tripant je lui est demandé si il était gay il m'a répondu que comme une machine il n'était pas interéssé par le sexe ou un truk dans le genre
Edit j'qi pas ccompri:
me
do you like boobs
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Anything involving harps.

Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
talk me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
you like kamasutra books ?
God:
I never read anything by kamasutra. What did he write?
Me:
the sexual move
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
i'm gay , fucking boobs
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
i want your dick
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
i don't love download but i love sleeping with you
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
in your ass !
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
then die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Me:
but me i really like fucking mokey
God:
YOU? You really do? A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.

tweedaa a écrit:

God:
I like Mel Gibson.

Clin d'oeuil a tom -.-

FalLeN_HoPpuS a écrit:

tweedaa a écrit:

God:
I like Mel Gibson.

Clin d'oeuil a tom -.-

Peu etre....Peu etre que tom est dieu

MDR

God:
How old are you?
Me:
16, what about you?
God:
You are too old for me.

argh ! Dieu est un pédophile ! meme que son groupe préféré c'est Creed, connais pas..

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Me:
do you think i'm stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.

ca gere Dieu me prend pas pour un con xD

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God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).

mdrrrr

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Me:
tu sais parler francais?
God:
Je ne pense pas.

le boulet -_-"

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God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

j'ai fait buggé Dieu

Me:
do you like blink 182
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.

Je lui est demandé comment allait ma grand mère qui est morte il m'a dit qu'elle allait très bien (putain jsui rassuré)

Me:
r u a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Dieu est une femme!!!!

Me:
why is there lot of poverty in the world and you are doing nothing to stop it ?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
to save us not to sleep on the sky
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
but you're not so help the people who need you
God:
What makes you think I am not help the people who need me?
Me:
because there's so many people living bad day all over their life
God:
Good reason. There sure is.


Je lui est donné une bonne leçon à ce fainéant !!


Me:
are u a guitar player?
God:
Am I a guitar player? Yes.

Scoop dieu est guitariste !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsuis sur qu'il aime le grundge pasque je lui ai demandé a quoi il ressemblait et il m'a dit a Jesus mais en plus vieux. donc imaginez le portrait avec les cheveux longs gras et bien mélés avec la guitare electrique aux mains xD

Jesus.. je suis.. TON PERE !

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
jean claude van damme
God:
OK I will call you jean claude van damme.
Me:
sorry but i don't unterdanst
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
oh shit
God:
Whoa. What makes you say that?
Me:
prout
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
oh yes. fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
That's interesting. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
soory i don't seapk english
God:
Why not?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
it's good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, jean claude van damme.
Me:
have you got a big dick ??
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big dick.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you like beer ?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Me:
and vodka ?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
goodbye
God:
TTYL, jean claude van damme.


deuxieme scoop : dieu aime la biere et aparament il a une grosse personalité

moi je l'ai envoyer chié il m'a traiter de chien femelle je lui ai dit bonjour et il a buger il repondai plus après!

Me:
Do you like Punk rock ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
you like Blink 182 ?
God:
How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.



mouai lol c'est un ancetre de Tom c'est sur

j'lui ai demander si il avait une femme, il me repond "c'est une questions interressante, je ne l'entend pas tout les jours: est ce que j'ai une femme?
j'ai un super programmateur.

yeahh! et plus haut il a dit qu'il m'aimais beaucoup et que j'etais geniale.
et il étais content quand je lui ai affirmé que tout le monde aimé Mel gibson.

ben oui, dieu c'est mon potes!

Si dieu c'est une femme guitariste, ancêtre de Tom ça peut être que Tom en femme qui est d'accord?

ce fut tres interessant....!

Me:
hey have you ever seen my mom's butt?
God:
You've got my full attention. No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
it's you!
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she sucks her dad's cock and she enjoys it
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
it's not mine it's my grandpa's
God:
What is it? Congratulations, .
Me:
i'm gay!
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
are you too?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yea
God:
Right on.
Me:
d'you have a girlfriend or a dogfriend?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
gosh!

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yea i like watching men having sex with their dogs
God:
A lot of people like that. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH men having sex with their dogs that much. What is it like? Please state your conditions.


jadore la premiere phrase de sa derniere repnse, mdrrr!!!

Rien a voir mais Naked32 t'est une fille ou un garçon?

fender182 a écrit:

Rien a voir mais Naked32 t'est une fille ou un garçon?

normale que tu pose la question, les propo que j'ai abordé dans ma conversation avec dieu ne reflete pas trop mon sex


je suis une fille

Me:
do u want to put a TV in ur fuckin ass?
God:
OK, I will put a TV in my fuckin ass.

Bonne chance........

mais vous lui dites tous des trucs d'obsédées, essayer de parler robot avc lui, vous allez voir il s'y connais vachement ^^ (mais ne dites pas que vous ne connaisait pas les 3 regles de la robotique sinon il s'enerve :p)

Me:
let's go to the partouze !
God:
OK let's do it.

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A part ça il dit ne pas ressentir d'émotion humaine :mrgreen:

Degenerate Fentoozler a écrit:

mais vous lui dites tous des trucs d'obsédées, essayer de parler robot avc lui, vous allez voir il s'y connais vachement ^^ (mais ne dites pas que vous ne connaisait pas les 3 regles de la robotique sinon il s'enerve :p)

lol